Not to worry, as your virtual president, it is my duty-as you all know- that I cannot verbally tell you these things that I am about to disclose to you, but you can read them for yourself. Its kind of like mixing drinks, but making everyone pour them and get them themselves. (HAHA!) I found this wonderful website (among others on google) that admit that the t-virus (Solanum) is a tomato, potato plant enzyme. It's not just in the sliva and blood and under every fingernail and dead piece of skin and wollowing in every follicle of the living dead, but iti's in fruits and veggies. Tada! Remember those CLASSIFIED secrets your government keeps from you until your throats going down the living deads throat? Yea, me niether. I mean, here's what i found a little bit to share with you.
Laugh. Enjoy. Rattle back and forth among yourselves. Remember, your president doesnt talk to all indaviduals indavidually, it talks to you all at once. Don't expect a 1 on 1 20/2o moment.
Solanum Tuberosum
people are really into this and they are all talking about some upcoming invasion? The word is that some one is trying to steal it and release it?
I dont know about all that. When ever i looked up the "virus" it came up with types of the virus that affect plants. Can some one explain this chaos?
No its the freshman, they have been running up to us seniors and handing out flyers to buy the book.
And dont get me wrong but 95% of them are emo. I remembered Solanum from enviormental studies.
As we all know, the virus changing a living human being into walking, undead is most likely impossible; but I am by no means a medical expert. I was wondering if it could ever be possible
MAX the other MAD
This is wehre the man lists 10 srvl tips:
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
- Organize before they rise!
- They feel no fear, why should you?
- Use your head: cut off theirs.
- Blades don't need reloading.
- Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
- Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
- Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
- Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
- No place is safe, only safer.
- The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on
Key West, Florida, 1935
On Labor Day, September 2, 1935, a major hurricane bore down on the Florida Keys, a string of islands separating the Gulf of Mexico from the Atlantic Ocean. The hurricane, one of only two Category 5 storms ever recorded in the United States, made landfall at Key West, the most populous of the keys. As day turned to night, heavy rains and winds of over 150 miles an hour rolled over the island, destroying virtually everything standing. Amid the destruction, infected rats began roaming the island, and by morning, the first of the zombies appeared. Many islanders mistook the zombies for dazed hurricane survivors and the plague spread across the island like wildfire. To make matters worse, the roads and bridges connecting the keys to the mainland had been washed out by the storm. The islanders had no way to escape. Scores of people drowned when they chose to leap into the choppy surf rather than face the voracious zombies. Within days, FVZA troops from all over the south converged on Key West in a variety of sea craft. They established a beachhead on the south side of the island and went about the process of extermination. It took three weeks to secure the island. A total of 3500 people were infected and destroyed, an enormous number considering that there was a zombie vaccine available at this time.
Key West, 1935: Zombie
bodies prepared for disposal
Vicksburg, Mississippi, 1863
1863 was the pivotal year of the American Civil War. The Union army, sensing victory, tried to deal a knockout blow to the Confederacy by taking control of the Mississippi River. After New Orleans fell to the Union, the city of Vicksburg remained as the last Confederate holdout on the big river. On May 18, 1963, 3200 Union troops arrived off the coast of Vicksburg and demanded an immediate surrender. But Confederate leaders refused, and the Union laid seige to the city. A month of heavy bombardment ensued.
On June 17, city residents spotted the first zombie, and within days, dozens were wandering about. This development hardly worried the 30,000 Confederate troops protecting the city; they entertained themselves by conducting target practice on the zombies. But with their supply lines cut off, the Confederate troops soon ran out of ammunition, and the zombies kept coming. To this day, Southerners claim that the Union let the zombie plague continue out of pure malice. In any case, when Union forces entered the city on July 3, hundreds of zombies were roaming the streets, many in Confederate Army uniforms with flagpoles in hand. As there was no FVZA at this time, the Union soldiers had to do the killing and they quickly found out that zombies, unlike soldiers, do not surrender. In the end, an estimated 2000 people were infected and destroyed at Vicksburg, almost as many as were killed in the Battle of Bull Run. Hawaii, 1892
A zombie attacks a Union
soldier in Vicksburg
At the beginning of the 1890s, Hawaii found itself in a tug of war between native islanders, who wanted the islands to remain independent, and powerful sugar growers who wanted to join the United States. Queen Lili'uokalani ascended to the throne in 1891 and promptly enacted a series of measures designed to weaken the influence of the sugar growers. However, her mind was soon occupied by different matters: in August of 1892, a zombie plague that had begun among Chinese laborers in the sugar cane fields of Oahu spread to Honolulu. Wave after wave of zombies came staggering out of the jungle, forcing desperate islanders to board outrigger canoes and flee to neighboring islands. Despite her fear of losing independence, the Queen had no choice but to ask the United States for help. A detachment of FVZA troops arrived in the fall and quickly wrested control of the city from the zombies. But the surrounding countryside proved more difficult to clear, and more FVZA agents were called in. The sugar growers took advantage of the chaos and panic by launching a coup, and the Queen was deposed. Hawaii was annexed by the United States in 1898, but they did not become the 50th star on the American flag until August 21, 1959.
Queen Lili'uokalani
There has long been suspicion that the sugar growers let the plague go in order to destabilize the queen, a suspicion strengthened by the fact that the top growers left Hawaii shortly after the outbreak began. Whatever the case, Hawaii's 1893 zombie outbreak killed just under 2000 people, making it the third-worst in U.S. history.
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| Stage II Zombie | Stage III zombie |
| The Stage II zombie retains both eyes. The nose is partially gone, and the area around the mouth is beginning to undergo significant necrosis. Still, the zombie has a large amount of intact flesh and some sharp teeth and presents a formidable adversary. | Both eyes, all the teeth and most of the nose are gone in the Stage III zombie. Such a zombie is likely to be malnourished and confused. In the old days, people often made sport of Stage III zombies, taunting them with stick and rocks. But as many of these pranksters found out, the Stage III zombie still had some power in its jaws and was capable of clamping down on a forearm and spreading the virus in an instant. |
This is where you want to click to see things as MB does.(if his initials were the other wy arund, he wuld have been a very famous BM). I've been here. And there you have it. This is my first addressing to ya'll as your leader. Remember, if you're bit, scratched, or drooled on in any sort of orfisus or eyes, you will die one way or another and maybe you mightnot have a sympathetic killer. BYE NOW!
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BIB
Hey Medic!
MAX
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